Dateline Corregidor: "Hello Michelle, it's Bill."
"Oh my... well, hello Bill, what a pleasant surprise."
"You know Michelle, the liberal media likes to do a dance around your phenomenal success at penetrating the liberal wall around the gay agenda. But here at the Factor we know you to be an outstanding patriot and a stand-up gal; ready to tell it like it is. And now here's the point: you and I share the same... the same... a prayer for America that I too really really want to share too. Really really... want to share it all... while you share... the antagonistic... antagonisms with liberals. With their rock solid attacks... their repeated, repeatedly attacking... I'm reaching the point when... where the words won't stop coming to me...
...clack !...
Keith Overdriver on MSNBC calls him the "Big Head". Probably a few street urchins call him daddy, and an unknown number call him at their own risk. But why is he so popular? Please. Let's not pretend it's an actual mystery - like the number of bottles of French wine he keeps in that cellar of his. Or where on the map he actually grew up.
He is popular because he attacks the enemies of all those who are perennially frightened, or have insecure sexuality issues, or small genitalia, or otherwise posses meager quantities of humanity, wisdom, courage and resolve.
Ironic, no? The ones you would expect to be toughies are merely presenting a patina of violence upon a thin skin of fear. When O'Reilly yells "shut up!!", he's pathetically imploring "don't make me make you hit me!!"
Crush that dwarf ! ...and use my pliers !
Piltdown Patriots welcomes Bill O'Reilly !
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