Ann Coulter leads the way

Ann Coulter is the Republicans' only surviving female prick

"To The People Of Islam:

Just think: If we'd invaded your countries, killed your leaders and converted you to Christianity YOU'D ALL BE OPENING CHRISTMAS PRESENTS RIGHT ABOUT NOW! Merry Christmas "

and...

"In contemplating college liberals, you really regret, once again, that John Walker is not getting the death penalty. We need to execute people like John Walker in order to physically intimidate liberals by making them realize that they could be killed, too. Otherwise they will turn out into outright traitors." - Coulter at CPAC conference, 2002

or...

"My only regret with Timothy McVeigh is he did not go to the New York Times Building." August 21, 2002

...and the classic underpinning to her idiocy...

"God gave us the earth. We have dominion over the plants, the animals, the trees. God said, 'Earth is yours. Take it. Rape it. It's yours.'" June 20, 2001

Piltdown Patriots welcomes Ann Coulter !

Our First Same-Sex Piltdown Couple

"Furious Masturbator Seeks A Creamy Nugent Filling" - SenatorCraigsList, April, 2005

Michael Schwartz, the chief of staff of Oklahoma's GOP Senator Tom Coburn, was quoted by a reporter as saying, “I'm a radical! I'm a real extremist. I don't want to impeach judges. I want to impale them!"

This elicited a premature invocation from Ted Nugent, "Remember the Alamo! Shoot 'em!" he screamed to applause.

"To show you how radical I am, I want carjackers dead. I want rapists dead. I want burglars dead. I want child molesters dead. I want the bad guys dead. No court case. No parole. No early release. I want 'em dead. Get a gun and when they attack you, shoot 'em."

Piltdown Patriots welcomes Michael Schwartz and Ted Nugent !

A Malkin is what you use to wipe your Coulter

Michelle Malkin keeps an issue moist and personal, licking at it until she finds the wound. In this she is a robotic master.

"Adultery. Alcoholism. Prostitutes. Group sex. Blecchh. Aging hippies never learn. As college students, they had no appreciation of the value of self-restraint. Decades later as senior citizens (Jane Fonda is a 67-year-old woman prattling on, Howard Stern-style, about threesomes, for heaven's sake), they still have no appreciation of the value of discretion."

from another viewpoint:

"The rest of her new visitors will find in Malkin's columns a gleeful sort of pleasure in seeing their distate for liberal weenies and pushy minorities articulated by a hot little Asian woman full of bitchy putdowns worth repeating over beers. They may well find strength in seeing the principles of their eroding way of life being shored up by a woman who looks like the enemy. Some may accuse Malkin of dispensing phony outrage, but her core audience will find it all the more gratifying that an Asian woman has found them worth catering to at a time when they've been pushed to the margins of society by members of their own race.

'Malkin is a true Cundit', observed one anonymous poster. 'A highly paid media ho getting richer by throwing red meat to the loons.' "

Piltdown Patriots welcomes Michelle Malkin !

Junk Man

The body floating almost motionless in the greenish end of the pool is your child, brought to this condition under the leadership of tit-men like Steven Milloy

"Duke calls it a 'carbon tax', but we might call it the 'Greenpeace tax' in honor of the various radical environmental groups, like Greenpeace (search), pushing global warming hysteria and supporting such a tax. But we could also call it the 'corporate appeasement tax' in honor of businesses like Duke Energy that are stumbling over themselves to curry favor with the Greens."

Piltdown Patriots welcomes Steven Milloy !