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Monday, April 11, 2005

A Malkin is what you use to wipe your Coulter

Michelle Malkin keeps an issue moist and personal, licking at it until she finds the wound. In this she is a robotic master.

"Adultery. Alcoholism. Prostitutes. Group sex. Blecchh. Aging hippies never learn. As college students, they had no appreciation of the value of self-restraint. Decades later as senior citizens (Jane Fonda is a 67-year-old woman prattling on, Howard Stern-style, about threesomes, for heaven's sake), they still have no appreciation of the value of discretion."

from another viewpoint:

"The rest of her new visitors will find in Malkin's columns a gleeful sort of pleasure in seeing their distate for liberal weenies and pushy minorities articulated by a hot little Asian woman full of bitchy putdowns worth repeating over beers. They may well find strength in seeing the principles of their eroding way of life being shored up by a woman who looks like the enemy. Some may accuse Malkin of dispensing phony outrage, but her core audience will find it all the more gratifying that an Asian woman has found them worth catering to at a time when they've been pushed to the margins of society by members of their own race.

'Malkin is a true Cundit', observed one anonymous poster. 'A highly paid media ho getting richer by throwing red meat to the loons.' "

Piltdown Patriots welcomes Michelle Malkin !

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

A malkin is what you use to wipe your coulter. You'll have to double-flush, and it's an ugly solution, but it does do the job.

Anonymous said...

A Malkin can get through the most infinitesimal of cracks, such as the one sported by Ms Coulter. This is why you should always, always step on cockroaches.

Anonymous said...

She has a very harsh manner. I don't like her one bit.

Sandra

Anonymous said...

I think she will run for office fairly soon - and will win.