He Works for God; Gets a Paycheck Too

Now really, would you work for a guy who said he was the Messiah and got himself crowned in the Capitol building in Washington D.C.? Well?

Well, it doesn't matter what you think anyway because it's a done deal. There is a slimebag of epic self-loathing that has chosen to skip-waddle through life with just these attributes.

And former child Anthony Blankley - now Tony, Washington Times Editorial Page Editor, is just this kind of bag.

I especially like Tony Blankley's embracing of the "fried" juvenile.

His tenure as a prosecutor must have been a deusy of a schmuckfest, since he rejects the 6th commandment's instruction to honorable men to not kill captured prisoners. But it's his insight that "kill" does not include "fry" that is the truly stunning and inspired breakthrough that he brings to both religion and the law.

I will do my part to help make all of this a part of Tony Blankley's legacy. And, as you know, God will be certain to reward Mr. Blankley's soul for its sincere devotion to his messiah, the maniac Reverend Moon.

At least we now know that - like Soylent Green, Freedom Fries are made of People.

Piltdown Patriots welcomes Tony Blankley !

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