Third On A Match Made In Heaven

"Well, look, I don't have a degree in being a police chief. But I can tell you this much: This is not cold feet, all right?" Grace said on April 28, less than 24 hours before the bride-to-be proved her wrong. "This is not cold feet. I know that much."

She is a disgrace. A know-it-all know-nothing.

Nancy Grace, along with bile-queen Ann Coulter and Barbara "Blinkin' Babs" Olsen, was one of the Three Disgraces that appeared often on CNN pre 911. She was the third on a match made in heaven; her tortured grimaces driving me nuts as she whined her way through the predictable anti-Clinton screed. And that was actually when we finally, and stupidly broke the bottle and let the scorpions run off and into - well, everything. "Thanks for always believing in me, friend", she might suddenly bleat, based on nothing.

Piltdown Patriots welcomes Nancy Grace !

Bile in a Suit

As part of a campaign to promote an "Academic Bill of Rights" on college and university campuses, conservative pundit David Horowitz has repeatedly cited an incident in which he claims that a criminology professor at the University of Northern Colorado asked students to explain "why President Bush was a war criminal" for a mid-term exam essay, then failed a student who chose instead to explain why Saddam Hussein is a war criminal. Horowitz claimed that this student testified about her experience at a special hearing before the Colorado state legislature in December 2003. But Horowitz has never provided the names of the professor or the student, and transcripts of the hearing to which Horowitz himself linked do not mention the incident. Nonetheless, accounts of the alleged incident have been repeated in several national media outlets.

Piltdown Patriots welcomes David Horowitz !

He Works for God; Gets a Paycheck Too

Now really, would you work for a guy who said he was the Messiah and got himself crowned in the Capitol building in Washington D.C.? Well?

Well, it doesn't matter what you think anyway because it's a done deal. There is a slimebag of epic self-loathing that has chosen to skip-waddle through life with just these attributes.

And former child Anthony Blankley - now Tony, Washington Times Editorial Page Editor, is just this kind of bag.

I especially like Tony Blankley's embracing of the "fried" juvenile.

His tenure as a prosecutor must have been a deusy of a schmuckfest, since he rejects the 6th commandment's instruction to honorable men to not kill captured prisoners. But it's his insight that "kill" does not include "fry" that is the truly stunning and inspired breakthrough that he brings to both religion and the law.

I will do my part to help make all of this a part of Tony Blankley's legacy. And, as you know, God will be certain to reward Mr. Blankley's soul for its sincere devotion to his messiah, the maniac Reverend Moon.

At least we now know that - like Soylent Green, Freedom Fries are made of People.

Piltdown Patriots welcomes Tony Blankley !

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